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A mathematician is flying non-stop from Edmonton to Frankfurt with Air Transat.

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25. "My Plan To Find The Real Killers" by OJ Simpson
24. "To All The Men I've Loved Before" by Ellen DeGeneres
23. "The Book of Virtues" by Dean Rains
22. The Difference between Reality and Dilbert
21. Human Rights Advances in China
20. "Things I Wouldn't Do for Money" by Dennis Rodman
19. Al Gore: The Wild Years
18. Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean

Here is a video that Scott showed me about the man hug.

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Today is Snaka DeMayo* it is a Mexican Holiday that came about in 1912 shortly after the Titanic sunk, the reason behind it was there was a large shipment of mayo on the Titanic one years supply to be exact bound for Mexico it was scheduled to reach Mexico on May 5th so they declared May 5th a national day of morning and a day to commemorate it every year after of thankfulness for the mayo that had just arrived and in memory of the year that they had no mayo.**

*I know that is not how you spell it.
** None of what you have just read is true.

Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees. There are 180 degrees between freezing and boiling because there are 180 degrees between north and south.

A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.

There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered. Finding them all means living forever.

There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the center of the Earth because of so much population stomping around up here these days.

Lime is a green-tasting rock.

"I lived in Bible times,
My name is not recorded,
I died a death never died before,
and my shroud is sold in ever grocery store."

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From the Desk of James Faris: Southfield Reformed Presbyterian History, Part 10, by John O. Edgar  Elder Ray Stevenson, now 93 years old, has a wonderful memory and a rich perspective on life. Today he related a story to me that is worth retelling, even though it isn't tied to Southfield RPC. Enjoy.

- No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."
- You don't have detention, you're just one of the "exit delayed."
- Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."
- These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."
- Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."
- Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."
- Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."
- You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."